#HES AN ASSHOLE AND ITS GREAT
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the fallout show has done things to me
#ITS SO GOOD. IT WAS MADE JUST FOR ME.#uh spoilers ahead#NEW VEGAS OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.#i screamed and my parents thought something happened </3#AND GHOULIE?? I LOVE HIM#i know his names cooper im calling him ghoulie because hes my guy#HES AN ASSHOLE AND ITS GREAT#dont really care for max tbh but its fine#LUCY TRAVELLING WITH GHOULIE AND DOGMEAT LETS GOOOOOOOO this is what i predicted in episode like. 2 or 3#and the entire rest of the show i was holdin out for it AND IT HAPPENED im so happy#i dontt ship them. no. but lucy getting corrupted a little and ghoulie getting redeemed a little??? GOOD FOOD PLEASE HAPPEN#anyways. goodnight tristate area
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Any ideas on the Bad Boys reactions to MC dressing up for a date?
Horror isn't one for dressing up. He feels like putting nice clothes on him is like putting lipstick on a pig. But... he likes when you dress up. He really really likes it; he hovers near you, breathing heavily and intently staring at every detail. You're eye candy to him, and when you dress up you look even more sweet, colours and smells that make him the good kind of dizzy. He could stare for hours. He does stare for hours. He's fighting the urge to bite you - he's also fighting the urge to attack anyone who looks at you too long. This is HIS pretty little human, anyone who gawks is losing their eyes.
Dust is normally such a tough nut to crack reaction-wise. It's always hard to tell what he thinks of things. His reactions are entirely internal, as minute as minute can get; unless you're like Nightmare and can literally read his emotions, it's very hard to know what's going on in his head. That being said. When he sees that you dressed up for a date with him? He blushes very hard. He looks away, flustered, pulling his hood down over his face - for a moment there's a break in the seemingly endless clouds of his mood, and the sky is visible.
Although he acts like he's embarrassed, he really likes when you tease him about blushing. He doesn't always enjoy being so blank, so hard to read it drives away people he deeply cares for. It makes him feel better when you get little victories like that, moments where you 'broke' him; little reminders of how much he really loves you.
Killer, as mentioned in a previous ask, would delight in a partner who dresses up. He has a lot of fun putting together fashionable (slutty) outfits, and if you have something very nice for a date, he's absolutely going to coordinate with you. It's the perfect way to tell the world that you're together. Who needs bite marks? Give him a colour palette, some simple accessories, and half an hour. Everyone will see who you belong to.
Nightmare would love it. He might not say it aloud, but you'll see it in the way his eyelight rakes up and down your body and his voice gets significantly silkier. He sees you dressing up for a date as a high compliment; you thought about your date with him so much you decided to put in that extra effort. He doesn't get many gifts - all this is for him? You shouldn't have...
You'd expect him to want his partner to dress similarly to him. Though he does take great pleasure in you matching his refined tastes, he also just likes seeing you wear things that make you happy. Of course his beloved consort should wear whatever they please. You're his, and that makes you royalty. Royalty do what they like.
#llamagines#killer's the type of guy to be in the middle of being tortured (he was captured)#and then whoever's got him gets blood on his shirt#he gets so pissed off he immediately breaks free and kills them#because thats the shirt he was going to wear on a date with you!!! and now its ruined. GREAT#now he has to coordinate a whole new fit#thanks asshole#bad sanses
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#i redrew a wip i made months ago and it looked way better than the og so i finished it 😭#they are young adults here (like 18-20 range) this is just before they go to college 👍#i wanted to include more things with this but ill just post them separately later 😭 im lazy sorry#i wanna explain their friendship but words hard. basically clippy is a bit of a punching bag but he sticks with bonzi regardless#bonzi is an asshole and has almost gotten the both of them in trouble multiple times. Not a great influence#to bonzi clippy is like his own chatgpt or some shit. does his homework for him. his own personal nerd#clippy didnt realize he was being used for a long time because he was gullible 😔 HES OK NOW THO#virtual assistants#clippy#bonzi buddy#gijinka#object head#webcore#digital art#doodle#i said i would draw a happy clippy but um. 😭 ILL DRAW SOMETHING CUTE LATER i mean hes kinda cutes here but with extra context its ☹️#im still figuring out how to draw this stupid gorila
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I've been utterly fascinated by Good (better? nicer?) Chase design by @lizard-color4 from this post and desperately wanted to know more. Who's this man? What's his story? Why is his hand bandaged? Why is his fashion taste is so much better than Original Chase? And why the hell does his hug looks so nice??
so i um, decided to explore his design a little ;D
also bonus+ sorta?? continuation / my take on the after hug because i really craved more of that
bonus++ a silly doodle of my first attempt on his design because why not
#xiaolin showdown#chase young#jack spicer#chack#im low key waiting for a fanfic based on og post but so far noone delivered so I made fanart MYSELF HAH#i started drawing these like 3 months ago but got too embarassed by my attempt in drawing someone else's cool design#but didnt want to go into new year with these in my wips so imma just post it why the hell not#Lizard-color your og post was so good i periodically look at it because the hug looks so ??DSdsk;fjasfsd??? i love it sm and the coloring <#makes me weep and makes me breathless with emotions! u r such a great artist <3<3<3#hope its ok i tried to desconstruct/reconstruct chase's design i love it sm#and i made up a lil au in my head that this Chase is from a universe where he is less of an asshole and Jack is more loyal#so they actually worked together more but that Chase lost his Jack so when he saw this universe Jack he just couldnt stop himself from#hugging him because he really missed him. And also that bandage is some sort of momento from his jack and i made myself saaaad D;
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s4e15 The Silent Partners
#vbrosclips#venture bros#vbros#the venture brothers#sgt hatred#pete white#s4e15#season 4#saw a great post about this scene#how its probably less of pete not thinking of billy as a good friend#but more that he thinks that billy is too good for him#rust is an asshole they both know that. theyre like equals#sure theres a starfucker element there too but i do think this feeling of inferiority is a component too
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vierapril day 26--weapon
"and failing that, i'll have my trusty warrior of light box the ears of all concerned."
#ffxiv#vierapril#vierapril24#oc: eyrie kisne#i should have a gpose tag#me grabbing the microphone this line of alphinaud's lives rent free in my head#do you ever think about how he treats them like a tool? like they are a puzzle piece in a game?#do you think about how his idealism was taken advantage of but also that alphinaud was already kinda an asshole?#not saying that he is evil or anything of that nature#but an asshole of a conceited young man who sees politics as a game he has won thus far#without the reprocussions of what it means that these are people with lives and families?#I THINK ABOUT IT A LOT#how much this one piece of dialogue shapes so much of his and WoLs relationship#anyway the dead bodies are livia + wilred + minfilia for reasons im still kinda rotating#something of livia representing the death of the empire as its great evil#but wilred and minfilia as innocents#wilred as the innocent who wanted the best for his people#and minfilia trapped as a victim to her dream of a greater tomorrow and the loss of humanity#anyway ARR right?
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i think we also need simon valentine back bc his possessiveness and jealousy over kon is so funny (sorry simon). i need him to witness bart just casually using kon as a jungle gym and grind his teeth about it. i want him to try to infodump about frogs to kon but tim interrupts like oh thats cool. hey i modded my car this weekend do you wanna see!! and simon is like. excuse me. i was infodumping first. sims negative reaction. and bart is STILL sitting on kon's shoulder like a weird parrot.
peak comedy to me is simon valentine stuck in a room with tim kon and bart. kons in the middle of it and doesnt even realize. simon is radiating intense jealous vibes but tim and bart are both like lmao ok anyways, this is OUR kon. <3 Autistic Hostility (intensely one-sided) (but also somehow 3x combo?) (kon is oblivious but he can pick up on the vibes) (the vibes are rancid bro) (Autistic Hostility.)
#rimi talks#sajan and lori are NOT helping kon with this situation. not their circus. not their monkeys#like simon was sooo jealous over sajan. and kon just met sajan#he would be INSUFFERABLE about tim and bart#at least with cassie he could console himself that oh thats his ex... shes allowed to be close w him...#but with the Totally Straight Bro Dude Friends. bc no one in this story has figured out the gay thing yet. well#simon is having a terrible time. kon's not having a great time either. tim and bart are just chillin tho.#theyre not above being gatekeepers. the thing they are gatekeeping is kon. they are kind of assholes but its funny#(see also: tim and bart coming back to yj and them all just being like ok bye ray youre old and we dont need u so u cant sit with us!!!)#(gatekeepers. lil dipshits. but its funny.)#kon#bart#simon#tim
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Aoi Kurashiki really did just support his sister as she crafted the most batshit plan for a death game he did everything he was asked to even putting a gun to her head and playing the role of the villain it’s like. I wonder if it was all a way of pretending he had control, like he mattered at all in whether she lived or died, that he was the one who would be saving her like he had always done as her brother who practically raised her himself, and that her fate wasn’t entirely dependent on whether or not some idiot she had a crush on as a kid went through the correct door
#zero escape#aoi kurashiki#like damn hes been sacrificing his whole life for her and continues to do so and yet#hes completely incapable of saving her#he can pull strings play a part strain himself and strain and strain and strain#but its all junpei and man junpei doesnt know a damn thing about akane he had no idea what her life is like or what shes been through#so why is it him? why is he the one who can save her?#if i were aoi id hate junpei so much lol id be like oh great its marty freaking mcfly going through door 5 thanks for that asshole
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they really 50/50’d the thunderbolts with characters i like and characters i couldn’t give less of a shit about
#i could go my entire life without seeing walker again#bc they completely fucked him up with the ending of fatws#evil captain america good great hes us agent for a reason but then they made him help bucky and sams debut as captain america#and i instantly lost interest#now hes just a self absorbed asshole character instead of a reflection of the us military and all its arrogance and faults#he always needs to believe whatever he does and thinks is best#having him stop and help sam and bucky after they were so against him completely ruins that#yelena? awesome#red guardian? awesome#bucky? im hesitant bc they keep fucking him over but inside im still 14 and still love bucky barnes so awesome#but does anyone care about ghost or taskmaster? bc i sure as shit dont#i sunno im probably not gonna watch it anyway but still#also directly comparing that shot of bucky blowing up the car to the one in tws just shows how badly colour graded thunderbolts is#it looks like a commercial#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#marvelous#thunderbolts#marvel#mcu#bucky barnes#yelena belova#red guardian#john walker#taskmaster#winter soldier
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sometimes i think abt how shocked chuuya was when dazai was like 'teehee i blew up your car' and its like ??? bro why are you surprised?? he presumably left the pm the same day your car blew up and you never connected those two things😭😭
#its funny but if i think abt it too much i get sad#which is dumb bc its supposed to be a silly little guy thing#but like.#holy shit he just never considers that the asshole(said fondly) wld have done that 😭😭😭#soukoku#help i was an outside observer to this ship like a year ago and now ive been obsessed w them for a month and absorbed sm content i might di#god this will sound insane to my non skk followers hey guys i promise theyre great#blowing up your car(lovingly) threatening to murder you(endearingly)#“hm dazai just left the pm and now my car has exploded. these unrelated events sure are annoying for me. wonder who did this🤩”#bangers
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Ok i think im really sick of this so i'll say it - it is very obvious how much of a higher standard people here hold max up to compared with the rest of the cast and im really sick of people pretending they don't do this.
You are not smart for saying constantly "oh max is an asshole" and not providing any other further explanation for that same statement. You all will ignore the times that other, worse written characters have been rude in the show in favour of reiterating the same point over and over and over and over and im really sick of pretending otherwise. Like no shit max is an asshole id be a dickhead too if my entire worldview was based on the fact that my parents are too busy to give a fuck and i have only myself to rely on in this world.
And if i said this is also heavily because of the fact that max is an indian child and a lot of people have issues with seeing children as people by themselves along with how poc are adultified socially id be the bad guy. I'll likely elaborate on this more in a later post but I simply have so many issues with how this fanbase treats max and im really sick of this
#camp camp#camp camp discourse#camp camp max#max camp camp#its so tiring as an indian poc#like wow people will straight up jusr say shit#even the writers do this and like ok i am not expecting that much from essentially south park reddit humor show writers#but come on#sorry this is more of a rant than a deeper coherent analysis but god isnt it lovely being constantly reminded in a fanbase that#if you act even slightly mean as a person of color you are immediately demonised for it? isnt it great? isnt it gr#i think max has it ten times worse because he's a young child and children are once again- never seen as people. abuse against children#isnt even seen as abuse here by CERTAIN people i will not name#but yeah#please find intelligent discourse outside of 'max is an asshole' and id fw your analysis#because quite frankly im tired
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Sonic and the Black Knight save me. Save me SATBK
#i need to tear something apart with my teeth and bare hands. to shreds#why is satbk so GOOD!!!!#im just a sucker for knights and worldbuilding. and being so utterly devoted to a cause it starts to tear you apart#the contrast of the high tech time period of modern/classic sonic to no technology/medieval time period of SATBK#also Sonic's characterization in that game is so good. he clearly has heart but hes also kind of an asshole and its GREAT.#he does what he feels is right. even if that may make him the villain/bad guy#all of the cast who are knights are characters bound by duty. Blaze as a princess to an empire. Knuckles the guardian of the master emerald#and shadow with his promise to maria (although I do believe he eventually does it for himself rather than obligation)#but how all these characters are knights is ah! so good#im just. thinking about SATBK#also new chapter dropped of What Isn't Yours and I need to walk in circles until I drill a hole im the ground with my feet#clenching my fists. i need to Draw Something SATBK related
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I think Lance should get like the meanest, most evil Earth cat in existence (think Becky Apples from Centaurworld) and also the biggest rose tinted glasses ever because he genuinely believes that Mr Cutie Paws has never done and would never do anything wrong and i think said cat should tolerate him and ONLY him and I think the only other person making an effort to bond with said cat is Shiro who recognizes the bloodlust in its eyes but damn it! Every kitty deserves a chance!
#It is important to me that you know it is really just a normal cat from Earth who is also just very evil#Also for the record i dont think all or any cat is evil or even mean and in fact can be great companions if you know how to bond with them#I just need this particular cat to be evil for the Funnies#Lance has decided his Little Guy has never done anything wrong ever while Shiro has decided said Little Guy is a war criminal but its ok#Little Guy has permission. It can commit as many crimes as it wants. As a treat <3#Ironically the only other creatures this cat tolerates are Allura's space mice#Lance: look at the pictures of my little Baby boy! Isnt he adorable 🥰🥰#Hunk: You are laughing. Your bastard baby boy just finished terrorizing Keith and you are laughing#Meanwhile Shiro whenever the cat is airjailed for being an asshole: Free my man. He did all of that but i dont care#lance mcclain#lance voltron#vld lance#voltron legendary defender#voltron#vld#takashi shirogane#voltron shiro#shiro voltron#shiro vld#empty thoughts
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You Should See Me In A Crown
Redesigned my old rp character, now he gets to be a bit more murdery and has more gender
Commission Info - Tip Jar
#tw blood#barely but its still there ig#ik my oc stuff never does great on tumblr#but i love this little asshole#hes still short as shit#(hes 5'2 like me)#but he has a bit more muscle and relies less on magic than he did in the campaign#and now hes canonically trans#he was always supposed to be trans#but it was deemed a “too complex backstory” with all his whole kingdom conqueror deal#my ocs#Lucio#my art#digital art#clip studio paint#csp#furry#sfw furry#anthro#shark#artists on tumblr#queer artist#commissions open#art comms open#art commisions#comms open#🪱
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“i may not entirely trust my assistants but… i won’t lose them” fist pounding floor s2 paranoid yet genuinely caring jon jarchivist sims my beloved you will always be famous
#also ‘supplemental: i broke into gertrude’s flat’ spit take . WHAT is his issue <- knows what his issue is (the paranoia)#ITS LIKE . okay s1 hes an ass hes projecting this grand image of being a great sceptical academic like a bird puffing out its feathers but#eventually that all comes crumbling down and he starts opening up more . he starts showing how much he actually does care about everything#and s2 even as he’s falling more and more into that paranoia and doing incredibly creepy shit such as stalking his co workers and being#incredibly reckless he’s still . more open about everything . he shares his true thoughts and worries far more often especially in the#supplementals . and you begin to understand just how much he actually does care . like he spent s1 being a standoffish aloof prick but god#he’s also more than that . more than that image he pretebds he is . he doesn’t want to be hurt but he doesn’t want anyone else to get hurt#either .#and with the added context of 161!! the bday party the others threw for him!! THEY HUNG OUT . THEY WERE FRIENDS#THIS IS DURING S1 . while jon is putting up this aloof and pretentious act for the tapes !! even when he was at his most asshole he still#cared for them and enjoyed their company . insane . explodes#jarchivist.txt#tma.txt#jay rambles
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tttb gang seeing michael crushing on jeremy
#guys do u think i should reread tttb i think i should#<- the voice of someone who is losing it#tzu rambles#but legit he went from “haha not serious haha asshole of the week haha” to “OH YEAH SURE ITS SOOOOO COOL WE LIVE NEAR EAHC OTHER AAAHAHHAHA#and gregory pounced on that#“we're on good terms? great now i can be an asshole to you even more.”
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